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| Side view of the Mar IV Obliterator Battleballoon from DMCO |
OBLITERATOR BATTLEBALLOON
An aerial battleship capable of carrying a 900 ton payload of high explosives, this behemoth is greatly feared by Optiman High Command. Heavily armoured and equipped with 16 high calibre cannons ranging from 300mm to 90mm, it can deal out formidable damage to any foe. The ship is ringed by balconies that can be manned by riflemen to fend off aerial attack. These balconies are also good for barbeques. Virtually indestructable, the Battle Balloon has only one weak point: the three lift balloons, which are vulnerable to rifle fire and bird attack. Five of these gargantuan vehicles are currently for sale. Minor damage to undercarriages. Heavily patched balloons. Leather upholstery. No credit cards. Perfect for avoiding traffic and blasting neighbours using leaf blowers.
Crew: 500
Weight: 20,000 tons (24,000 tons fully loaded)
Weapons: Lots
Armour: 150mm armoured plate
Speed: 12 knots
Design: Annihilator Design Co.
Cost: $3 billion USD
Our price: 5,000 USD
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